Summary
Dogs may think they rule the world. But cats know they rule it, and maybe a good part of the universe as well.
Surely there is a lost Cat Planet out there, where cats are Mewtants with fully articulated speech and distinct patterns of socialization with the lesser species.See the full content of this document
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Catalog of Reasons Why Cats Rule World
"Hey. Stupid human. Go get me some tuna. Now."
"You there. Dog. Bring me something to swat at, and be quick about it."Ah, the Cat Planet. Even Flash Gordon won't go there.Back on Earth, cats have yet to perfect the true art ...See the full content of this document
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